Grüezi

Something's up with the Swiss.

Never joined the World Wars. Still on the Franc. Trains run on time. Spotless public spaces. Fairytale, lego towns.

This is not how reasonable, decent people act.

What do these freaks have to hide?

You're here for the photos and that's a really smart choice on your part but when the Swiss come – and they're coming – you'll thank the day you hit 'Subscribe'.